Act One

Scene 1

The Berkshires, MA. April 2.

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

Scene 2

The Berkshires, MA. April 2, the following year.

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

Scene 3

The Bershires, MA. April 2, a year later.

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

 

Act Two

Scene 1

The Berkshires, MA. 10 years later.

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

ME

New Englanders are nothing if not persistent. You gotta love ’em.