April snow in the Berkshires

Act One

Scene 1

The Berkshires, MA. April 2.

April snow

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

Scene 2

The Berkshires, MA. April 2, the following year.

April snow

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

Scene 3

The Bershires, MA. April 2, a year later.

April snow

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

 

Act Two

Scene 1

The Berkshires, MA. 10 years later.

April snow

LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!

SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT

This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.

ME

New Englanders are nothing if not persistent. You gotta love ’em.