Act One
Scene 1
The Berkshires, MA. April 2.
LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!
SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.
Scene 2
The Berkshires, MA. April 2, the following year.
LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!
SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.
Scene 3
The Bershires, MA. April 2, a year later.
LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!
SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.
Act Two
Scene 1
The Berkshires, MA. 10 years later.
LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
Oh my God, will you look at that? It’s SNOWING! In APRIL!
SECOND LONGTIME BERKSHIRE RESIDENT
This winter is never going to end. We’ve never had one like this before.
ME
New Englanders are nothing if not persistent. You gotta love ’em.